As James doesn't have a blog, i need to publicise these myself. My ideas are even better but i don't want to share them until they're patented. More to come as they are newly minted on the road.
1. let's not drive 14 hours across the country, let's just settle in Missoula and become farmers
2. let's make some alterations to the van and create a hovercraft, thereby sailing up the river and avoiding the traffic. special bonus is that we will shadow the route of lewis and clarke
3. rather than playing a show tonight, let's see if we can find a wolf sanctuary and look at some wolves, it would be more fun for us
4. let's drink gin in the van, if a police officer stops us and finds us with illegal open containers of alcohol (which is of course an imprisonable offence in the usa), we can just put on really posh english accents and he'll let us go. don't worry, we'll handle it.
i want to do all of these btw