Friday, February 15, 2008

The ClientELLE

During a recent briefing in the Clientele's hollow mountain / missile silo HQ it was pointed out to me that our sinister tentacles of influence now extend even into the fashion world, through our prominently placed infiltrator, the robot automaton known as Kiera Knightley.

This is no surprise. me and Keir go back a long, long way, in fact back in '96 we was the only two members of the Wimbledon chapter of the Monkees fanclub. Until that dispute over which Monkee had the tightest trousers in the video for "As We Go Along". Dark days. Still, you can't hold a grudge forever.

8 comments:

Michael Quirk said...

Well, congrats for the exposure.

Anonymous said...

Brothers and sisters, praise the holy trinity of the Beatles, the Monkees and the Banana Splits but keep it in mind that the holiest of these is the Monkees…’As we go along’ is surely proof of this supreme divinity

Amen

PS What number is this, Chip?

Emma said...

And Peter Tork is surely the most divinely trousered and tonsured messanger member of this triune majesty....

Allison said...

Come on now, she's a DAMN serious ACTRESS and a MOODY bastard. You know, not some damsel in distress, but a damsel who causes distress.

Jeff said...

> PS What number is this, Chip?

7-A.
It's because you're short, too.

Edward B. W. Heffernan said...

WHEN you perform Lamplight, you should be sued for bastardizing 8 miles high. Technically it is so far off, it is literally disturbing....almost sickening. Give it up. I love you guys, I am a Canadian fan that had been to most of your North American shows, but filling in 10 min riffs with the an attempt at the byrds is pathetic. At least purchase and learn to play a Rickenbacker.

Alasdair said...

you should hear me play it on piano!

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